Game: Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!

[Sir Ention]

I saw this on another board and thought it would be cool to put it here, here are the rules:

1. Your question must be STUPID, and/or WACKY.
2. Your answer must be STUPID and/or WACKY.
3. Your answer cannot be *obviuosly* wrong
4. All answers must be less than 1 sentence.
5. See rules 1-2.
6. All questions must be related to Guild Wars.
7. Your question/answer must be STUPID and/or WACKY.

Example:

Where is thunderhead keep?

(someone else posts)

Somewhere over the rainbow...

Why are dwarves short?

(and so on and so on and so on....)

So lemme start us off!:

ok.



...Why are mergoyles pink?

[Grim Daddy]

...Why are mergoyles pink?

A: spray-paint

Q: What are the Stone Summit?

[mentol]

What are the Stone Summit?
The cousins of the Rock Edges.

Next, how do I run to the fire islands?

[Moo Moo]

Next, how do I run to the fire islands?

Give Sir Ention a call!


How do I call Sir Ention???? :shock:

[Grim Daddy]

How do I call Sir Ention???? :shock:

A: Shout really loudly at the monitor.

Q: How do the teleporters in the Crystal Desert work?

[mentol]

Q: How do the teleporters in the Crystal Desert work?

A: By sacrificing the life of the Noob in the party and offering it to the hydras

Q: How do I get back to pre-searing from post-searing?

[Grim Daddy]

Q: How do I get back to pre-searing from post-searing?

A: via airplane

Q: How do I uncustomize a weapon?

[Mattinator]

Q: How do I get back to pre-searing from post-searing?

A: via airplane

Q: How do I uncustomize a weapon?

A: Salvage it to get rid of customize :P


Q: How do you play Iway?!?!

[Sir Ention]

A: You dont play Iway, you play MYway 8)

Q: Why is glint's element crystal?

[LenyaWhitemane]

A: You dont play Iway, you play MYway 8)

Q: Why is glint's element crystal?

A: Because she's a vain beeyatch and jade is out of fashion.

Q: What are those things on elementalists' foreheads?

[Sir Ention]

A: You dont play Iway, you play MYway 8)

Q: Why is glint's element crystal?

A: Because she's a vain beeyatch and jade is out of fashion.

Q: What are those things on elementalists' foreheads?

A: Stars, attacking several targets at once is a dizzying buisiness!!!!

Q: Why do mursaat fall in love?

[Grim Daddy]

Q: Why do mursaat fall in love?

A: So that they can have something to be falling for.

Q: Why are Jade Armors purple?

[mentol]

Q: Why are Jade Armors purple?

A: Because pink has already been taken by mergoyles

Q: How can we defeat mursaats without infusion?

[Sir Ention]

A: you call their mamas and tell them theyve been bad

Q: how old is the seer?

[Viktor]

Q: how old is the seer?

A: 15,37

Q: Why doesnt NPCs in missons have animated mouths while they speak?

[Dirty]

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Q: Why doesnt NPCs in missons have animated mouths while they speak?[/quote]


A. Because the mime is a lost art form.

Q. Can someone run me to Great Northern Wall?

[Viktor]

Q. Can someone run me to Great Northern Wall?

A: Yes, unless your a male mesmer people dont like those

Q: Where do I put my cape when I dont use it?

[Grim Daddy]

Q: Where do I put my cape when I dont use it?

A: Around your waist as a sash.

Q: Where can I buy Dwarven Ale?

[Viktor]

Q: Where can I buy Dwarven Ale?

A: From ppl that sell them

Q: How do I use Portals?

[Grim Daddy]

Q: How do I use Portals?

A: /klatu-verata-nikto (—"Army of Darkness")

Q: What does LA stand for?

[Sir Ention]

A: Losers Anonymous, of course.

Q: Why did they put more greens into the game?

[Grim Daddy]

Q: Why did they put more greens into the game?

A: So that veterans could make more "green" off of n00bs.

Q: Which came first: the White Mantle or the Mursaat?

[Sir Ention]

A: Neither, The forgotten came first... well A-PSHH.....

Q:Where do The Mantle get their armor??

[Grim Daddy]

Q:Where do The Mantle get their armor??

A: Same place the Stone Summit buy theirs: Droknar's Forge.

Q: What's a spiker?

[Sir Ention]

A: someone who slips stuff into your drink....

Q:Why are the forgotten hostile if they're supposed to be protecting us?

[Grim Daddy]

A: A human sold their leader an already customized weapon, so now all bets are off.

Q: AFK? What's that?

[LenyaWhitemane]

A: Someone related to JFK, silly!

Q: Whats this buzz about IWAY in tombs?

[Sir Ention]

A: grr....yu dont play IWAY! yu play MY way!


Q: why am I in such a bad mood o.0

[mentol]

Q: why am I in such a bad mood o.0

A:Because NOOBs still are not an extinct species. :( (BTW refer back to rule no 6 on your first post)

Q: Why don't monsters attack collectors?

[Grim Daddy]

A: Because the collectors give them items if they get human kidneys.

Q: Why shouldn't I light be beacons in Thunderhead Keep?

[Sir Ention]

A: Because the collectors give them items if they get human kidneys.

Q: Why shouldn't I light be beacons in Thunderhead Keep?

A: Because you might drop the torch and light the fort on fire :(

Q: Where do Jade come from?

[Tiny Killer]

The outer edge of your radar.

How can I tank?

[Viktor]

How can I tank?

play primary monk in PvP

What does the frog do?

[Grim Daddy]

A: leaps from town to town looking for people to run.

Q: How do you play an Interrupt Ranger?

[Sir Ention]

every time a party member says a strategy, you burst out with a different one!


Why do mursaat make funny sounds when you kill them?

[Grim Daddy]

A: It's the masks.

Q: Why is my character face first on the ground?

[Viktor]

Q: Why is my character face first on the ground?

A: Graphical error

Q: Why doesnt the press alt + F4 cheat work?

[Grim Daddy]

A: Because you need to put in ctrl + alt + del first.

Q: Why do the Mursaat float?

[Viktor]

Q: Why do the Mursaat float?

A: Because they are too lazy to walk

Q: Where can I find Tyria?

[Grim Daddy]

A: Three towns east of the Thirsty River.

Q: Which skill trainer can I purchase Elite Skills from?

[mentol]

Q: Which skill trainer can I purchase Elite Skills from?

A:He's hiding cause he doesn't want to get nerf

Q:Who loves prince rurik?

[Grim Daddy]

A: The Undead Lich

Q: How do I Ascend?

[moriarty]

A: Stand on a Lit Dwarven Powder Keg

Q: Who is Giveing away the Free Sigals in D3

[Grim Daddy]

A: A Ranger by the name: Dr Noobfragger.

Q: What does SF stand for?

[Baza]

A. Silly fooker

Q. How do I get into UW?

[Grim Daddy]

A: Follow the Yellow Brick Road.

Q: How & where can I get Fissure Armor?

[Sir Ention]

A: Just around the riverbend

Q: Who created noobs? and why? :evil:

[Grim Daddy]

A: A guy named 7r0j4|\| |\/|4573r made them so he wouldn't be so lonely.

Q: Why isn't the Vigor Rune integrating into my axe?

[Viktor]

A: Since you dont want to give your oponent life on hit

Q: Why did I revive this Guild wars thread?

[Nomad 2]

A: We all need something to do before Factions is released.

Q: What happens when I drink ale, eggnog, and witch's brew all at once?

[Grim Daddy]

A: You will enter the "Fissure of Intoxication."

Q: Which way to Cantha?

[Dirty]

Q: Which way to Cantha?

A: Through that weird portal in Magumma Stade.




Q: Why can't I be level 30 like Glint?

[Coarse Humanity]

A: coz its a dragon and ur a n00b :wink:


Q: How do i lvl my Character

[Grim Daddy]

A: Have your character lay really flat on the ground, that’ll level him/her out.

Q: Who are the two factions fighting in Cantha again?

[Nomad 2]

A: Moa birds and warthogs.

Q: How many White Mantle guards does it take to hold onto the Scepter of Orr?

[Grim Daddy]

A: Not enough to keep me from stealing it.

Q: Why would a group that employs stealth & guerilla warfare call themselves the Shining Blade?